Favourite Pretty Little Liars characters → Spencer Hastings
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| Brittany S Pierce updated her status - "I was reading articles online about how people say that a womens "g-spot" is a myth but i found Santanas like 2 years ago.. so does that mean that Santana has a mythical creature in her vagina? Like a unicorn only its power is that it makes her scream my name?" | |
| Rachel Berry: | I've been sitting here staring at my computer screen for the past 10 minutes trying to figure out what to say about this... Wow Brit. Wow. |
| Quinn Fabray and Holly Holiday like this. | |
| Noah Puckerman: | Britt, you need to teach me your ways! The puckmeister is a sex shark, no doubt but the magical G is something few men find. I need a lesson my lezbro! |
| Sam Evans likes this. | |
| Mike Chang: | First of all, Santana is going to go balls to the wall when she sees this, second of all sign me up for this lesson. |
| Tina Cohen-Chang likes this. | |
| Blaine Anderson: | Life is so much easier being gay, i don't have to worry about stuff like that. |
| Kurt Hummel: | Since you're a bottom you really don't have to worry about anything, isn't that right Blaine? |
| Sam Evans: | G spot is overrated my bro's! All you need is some good bean flickin' and you're good to go. |
| Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson and 5 others like this. | |
| Blaine Anderson: | How may times have we talked about this Kurt, you don't like it in the ass, where else am i supposed to put it!? |
| Noah Puckerman: | Whoaaa! That's more than i ever needed to know about gay sex in my entire life. Also Sam, what the hell is a bean? |
| Quinn Fabray: | Holy shit Brittany, San is going to KILL you. Sam, you're a virgin so you can stop acting like a big man, Puck, if you're going to be a "lezbro" you have to know what a bean is. Urban Dictionary it. |
| Brittany S Pierce and Lord Tubbington like this. | |
| Rachel Berry: | Quinn.. have... have i found your spot yet? |
| Artie Abrams: | If you have to ask, the answer is no! #faberryfail |
| Noah Puckerman likes this. | |
| Santana Lopez: | Im just going to assume i'm having a terrible TERRIBLE nightmare right now because i know my girlfriend would not put this on facebook. |
| Holly Holiday, Lord Tubbington and 56 others like this. | |
| Noah Puckerman: | BUSTED! Also, you must really like calling Brittany your gf because you say it all the damn time now. |
| Sam Evans: | I've been waiting for someone to point that out! #preach! |
| Artie Abrams likes this. | |
| Mercedes Jones: | Why the hell are you jackasses hash tagging. This ain't twitter. Sam we need to talk about who's bean you been flickin' |
| Santana Lopez and Rachel Berry like this. | |
| Brittany S Pierce: | Tana!! Don't be mad, i was just really confused and you weren't picking up your phone. |
| Holly Holiday: | Next time shoot me a text sweet cheeks. I don't want Santana going all lima heights on her pretty blonde love machine. |
| Santana Lopez: | You're lucky i love you Britt and Holly i'd never hurt my girlfriend. |
| Noah Puckerman: | 2 TIMES IN ONE POST! |
| Artie Abrams: | #girlfriendproblems |
| Mercedes Jones: | Enough with the hash tags! |
| Rachel Berry: | I need to do some research of my own i think. |
| Santana Lopez: | Berry you go do your research while Britt and I experiment ;) |
| Brittany S Pierce likes this. |
You don’t really think you’re going to be able to find all those horcruxes by yourself do you? You need us Harry.
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